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Jack Reed

A short blonde man child everyone loves even if it might not seem like it
That Jack Reed always livens up my day
by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023
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Jack Hartmann

by ChineseEggman October 16, 2022
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Jack

jack is one tall bitch and if u mess with him he will fuck ur teeth up
some random guy: ey jack imma fuck u up fam
*jack literally kills him*
jack: i dont think so
by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019
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Jack Keller

A slave owner that is good at basketball. Eats children, Gegts all the hoes
by Summit ninja Gee June 5, 2018
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Jack

Hey Jack watches porn
by Ksrjwjka January 12, 2020
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Jack Xiao

A guy that likes the taste of ass. Also the strangest jit alive
Alex: Nacho fries taste like ass
Jack Xiao: Ass tastes nice
by fnakjnfaKJwef June 16, 2022
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The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.

The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
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