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Child Actor Syndrome

Child Actor Syndrome describes the medical condition of former child stars who are used to being treated like royalty and can't adjust being a normal adult later in life and freak out when faced with any tiny life problem. Being a child star describes how most women under age 25 live, with validation and coddling on all sides, no ability to work hard in anything, and a constant desire to be in the spotlight. This later develops into early stages of Child Actor Syndrome around age 23 or 24.
Guy 1: Why does that girl think she'll be able to finish medical school and be a real doctor?
Guy 2: Child Actor Syndrome. She's just posting about becoming a doctor on Facebook because she's a Like Hunter. She'll drop out in a few weeks. She's unable to adjust to a normal male's existence of getting no attention and simply working hard at things.
by Eric Kazinsky November 26, 2015
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uow student syndrome

if we let 'uow' equal that institution in the city of wollongong that masquerades as a university, but is accepted only as such by the self-styled students that attend there, and other delusional members of the public...

then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.

symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.
'So, poor white kid, where do you go to uni?'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'

Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.

'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'
by fine_dine_decca August 9, 2009
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Phoenix Down syndrome

It means you are overly obsessed with the game series known as "FINAL FANTASY." It also means you have no life whatsoever, because of your obsession. Phoenix Down is a type of item in the game that lets you revive one character in your group.
"Dude, look at that loser, he's got a bad case of Phoenix down syndrome."
by Sam Cook :] April 19, 2008
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white guy syndrome

(W.G.S) The consistent inability of white people to do/understand aspects of African American culture. This includes not understanding rap and hip-hop lyrics, dancing badly to music, and failing at playing funk.
Billy had white guy syndrome (W.G.S) so no one would dance with him at the club.
by kenarchist November 15, 2009
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Trump Derangement Syndrome

A mental disorder that occurs when someone hates Donald Trump so much that they abandon all logic and reason.
"That woman is ignoring Trump's accomplishments and focusing on his personality flaws. She has a serious case of Trump derangement syndrome."
by D3F3AT November 5, 2020
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Big Dick Syndrome

A male that over the phone, or any form of communication not in person, will talk shit, but when he sees that individual in person he completely ignores them.

Often done over text message or in voice mail.

Also, when the person he is being a dick to answers he will most likely ignore it or take at-least thirty minutes making up what to say next.
Dick(Over text): Mane, I swear I'm going to beat the shit outta you next time I see you, you better stay away.

*later that day* (guy2) sees Dick and starts walking toward him but, Dick turns around and heads the other way to avoid confrontation.

Guy3: What was all that about?
Guy2: He's showing off his Big Dick Syndrome.
by WatsonN January 8, 2013
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Genital Retardation Syndrome

When your dick spins like the blades of a helicopter.
1: Dude, you just slapped me with your dick!
2: Sorry man, Genital Retardation Syndrome.
2: Ah, k. It's cool
by brutald January 10, 2008
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