Spider monkey light-pole

Creamy bellybutton sex

"Yo dude me and Jim are gonna have spider monkey light-pole at the after party"

by bigdbud February 19, 2026

Dance Monkey

Dance monkey is the worst fucking song of all time. It sounds like a caucasian grandma orgasming while trying to do ASMR. Not only is it a shitty song, it has a goddamn KIDS BOP VERSION WHICH IS INFINITELY WORSE.

Person 1: Hey I like Dance Monkey!
Person 2: Fuck you

by DanceMonkeyHater February 23, 2026

Oven Monkey

A term for someone Jewish

You are a dirty oven monkey.

by Notajew420 February 13, 2025

Baby Monkey

Someone who is an expert or proficient in an activity.

Golfing? Dude, Amy's baby monkey at that

by axymer February 13, 2025

Fork Monkey

The semi derogatory term referring to Haybots in the game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late Thick44. Not racist at all.

die fork monkey! you're nobody!

by coolpotatoe724 February 21, 2025

Fork Monkey

The semi derogatory term for Hay Bots from the video game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late thick44. Not racially motivated

die fork monkey! you're nobody!

by coolpotatoe724 February 21, 2025

Fork Monkey

The derogatory term for Hay Bots from the video game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late thick44. 100% racially motivated.

Fucking fork monkeys

by Guh1726320 February 23, 2025