Definitions by DanceMonkeyHater

Dance Monkey

Dance monkey is the worst fucking song of all time. It sounds like a caucasian grandma orgasming while trying to do ASMR. Not only is it a shitty song, it has a goddamn KIDS BOP VERSION WHICH IS INFINITELY WORSE.

Person 1: Hey I like Dance Monkey!
Person 2: Fuck you

Dance Monkey by DanceMonkeyHater February 23, 2026