Minigames Kid

A Minigames kid, also known as a SQUEAKER. And they try to be a popular youtube named "JmanCurly", but the dont have the voice. If you hear one kidnap them.

Im going to kidnap this minigames kid.

by snuxyy November 12, 2025

legacy kids

little ass kids (most likely autistic) who are obsessed with windows, frutiger aero, and old phones (mainly technology from around 2011-2017)

REMINDER: Being young and liking the concept of old tech doesn't make one a legacy kid, it refers to any kid who is obsessed with it, uses it constantly and talks about missing times they never experienced.

Random parent: My kid's obsessed with old tech and wants to go back to 2015 for some reason, idk why?
Doctor: You are dealing with one of the "legacy kids" here. All the symptons check out. Nothing you can do except hope they grow out of it.

by jblox November 15, 2025

Little Kids

Why did you search this? Fucking creep!

You are a creep, you searched for Little Kids.

by Urban_Alien_69 November 17, 2025

So you ARE threatening kids

You know exactly what happens the second I would out of a prison cell and what you DON'T know (whether or not people are going to shoot up your schools in response to you arresting me) is exactly why I'm not in one right now.

A retard "So you ARE threatening kids. Cus you said-"

Hym "No. We're not doing that. That is besides the point and you know it. Stop letting them do this to me or I will murder a child. I'll stab a little girl. I'm not doing whatever this is and you are an idiot and likely a criminal for allowing it to happen."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2025

Rez Kids

Tiny brown littles, who live on Indian reservations. They run around chasing Rez dogs and usually have runny noses, scratched up knees, untied Jordan’s, and Walmart clearance clothes. Unless they’re the percap Rez ones. They have smart mouths and like to cuss at everyone. Knocking on doors is non existent, they enter homes like it’s their own and everyone is their auntie.

When anyone needs help, they’re usually the first to step up.

Those damn Rez kids, acting all wild.

by Ennit November 28, 2025

67 Kid

when the school bully who sits in front of me chants every single fucking minute

I pity you if you are one of these rare species of human

Teacher: alright class, please turn to page 67
67 Kid: 6777777777777777777!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: .. yeah that's it I'm flying to mars

by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025

sephora kid

some annoying little shit that runs around screaming "drunk elephant" and begging her mom to get her some bum bum cream or something.

TRUE STORY***!!!!!!!
*me and my friend after buying the entire Hot Topic store we go into five below*
Me: omfg look at these cute gir shirts X3
Friend: HATSUME MIKU TOO X3
Me: oml.. I'ma cry
Friend: why?
Me: s-s-s-s-s-s-sephora kid-d-d-d--d-d-d...
Friend: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-where ????????????????????????
Me: t-t-there..
Sephora kid: DRUNK ELEPHANT BUBBLE STANELY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
Me: ..yeah we're going to mars

by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025