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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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Karma Cheese

When you go down on your best friend's ex-girlfriend and find unpleasant residue in her vagina.
I ate Kimberly out and got some nasty Karma Cheese.
by Ninikins November 11, 2016
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Cheese

A food that you cant eat if you are lactose intolarant lickcheese
Mmmm cheese
by Absoluteswag June 21, 2018
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Cheesing on my Schwonz

Guy: -enter insult here-

Other Guy: hey man don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad
by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024
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Cheese Sniffer

Someone who partakes in the sniffing of cheese (the stinky kind) because they themselves indeed smell like (stinky) cheese.

Cheese Sniffers is the highest insult.
Tommy and Garrett are cheese sniffers.
by cra56 August 4, 2024
mugGet the Cheese Sniffermug.

Flat Cheese

Slices of cheese; often prepackaged as slices.
What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich?

Flat cheese.
by Stashish July 22, 2025
mugGet the Flat Cheesemug.

cheese

Trump is cheese
by Not my name cuz im not gay August 22, 2020
mugGet the cheesemug.

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