by BattyMassive September 16, 2019
Get the Crusty Penismug. A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,
Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant
by Milkdimsum27 September 30, 2023
Get the Penismug. When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole
by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019
Get the Screen penismug. by Thepenispull April 20, 2020
Get the Penis pullmug. by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016
Get the Penis shavingsmug. 