albanian shoulderless brown snake

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.

Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"

Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."

by Banjo84 May 19, 2017

Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Browning out

When you’re drinking an excessive amount of alcohol and start to black out but not fully, you’re definitely close but not quite; in the morning you’ll remember most of the night but there’s def gonna be some missing parts that you have no recollection of.

Last night I had too many shots of Fleichmans and I started to brown out, i remember falling down the stairs but my memory is pretty foggy after that because I was browning out.

by Casual_geeb December 12, 2020

Brown Footer

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.

John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.

by Mcjissycumpants December 6, 2010

Brown Eye

When you pull your ass out and show them your asshole

Bro He just gave you the brown eye

by Nz Slang Gang October 5, 2020

brown eel

when a girl is anally riding u cowgirl style and she farts and shits on your dick and then she slides off and uses her shit as lube as she gives you a footjob and then wipes it all over your chest

that bitch gave me the brown eel last night and i almost had to wife her

by BigFatHairyBallz69 October 11, 2018

The Antonio Brown

When someone comes in your while sleeping and gives you a blowjob. You wake up to it but pretend your still asleep. Complete in their mouth while yelling your own name.

He tried to come in my room and give me a BJ while I was sleeping. He tried The Antonio Brown on me at universal studios.

by Meowboo1 July 14, 2022