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Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.
Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you
by Shartzy August 18, 2024
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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!
by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019
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Monkey Basin

"You are such a Monkey Basin"
"Suck My Monkey Basin"
"Your mom looks like a Monkey Basin"
"I am bleeding from my Monkey Basin"
by Braydle Faced Assassin April 22, 2022
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Monkey Gang

A group of powerful players on the Minecraft Anarchy server known as 9b9t. They are well known as doxxers and exploiters in the community.
Did you hear about the new Monkey Gang godmode exploit?
by AtomicMaster December 28, 2024
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Pineapple monkey

I just fell on my dick and now I got pineapple monkey yo
by Soccerlife199 May 5, 2015
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Flying monkey

What a girl lays on her back and you run and jump and try to make your dick in her
I jumped to high in flying monkey and broke my dick

Josh horn
by Punts March 29, 2022
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