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"HAH- did he just say penis?"
by NotWinterDoesStuff March 5, 2022
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Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.
Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?
by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022
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Elevated Penis

A certain height where a male's genitalia is higher up than someone else's height. Commonly occuring for those above 8 feet tall.
He was so tall that from my perspective he had an elevated penis.
by whatamidoinghere_bruhhh March 6, 2022
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Penis

A nice long water bottle that you suck on
by cancerouse connely March 7, 2022
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Penis

by Swaglet June 3, 2021
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PENIS

When some one has a penis
Penis
by P3niiis June 7, 2021
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viral penis

someone that i used 2 know: pfft the penis went viral!

me: ph?

someone i used 2 know: NO! Cocomelon!

me: :flushed:
woah that viral penis has 200k views!
by procilten (not prociten) June 9, 2021
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