nut booger

when you are eating snack mix and you sneeze and a nut comes out of your nose. you then attempt to eat said but again.

I'm eating a snack mix, and you know they have peanuts, and I sneezed and I was in the middle of eating a handful of nuts and one came out my nose. But here's the gross part I reate that nut booger. 😂😂😂"Heather Hamilton"

by taco..taco salad March 25, 2017

Nut Nicker

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

by Scaramunchie May 29, 2020

No Nut November

no nut November is the month in a year when males can ejaculate

For example; Hey have you nutted today?
You would say; No! it's no nut November!

by getmymerchboys November 1, 2019

Deez Nuts

Your testicles
It's also a meme

"here son, hold Deez,"
-son, "Deez wut?"
-father, " Deez Nuts! Ha! Got 'em!

by Johnny Mc. Nab November 6, 2018

Run n nut

When a male runs up to an unexpexting person and ejaculates onto them, then runs away.

Todd-"Logan ran up and came all over Mary"
Mark-"He just did a Run n nut"

by Gila guy June 11, 2016

Nuts-To-Teeth

To make use out of something otherwise useless.

Billy had a genius Nuts-To-Teeth moment by making a splint out of wooden planks and paracord.

by _trey_aka_becky_ February 5, 2023

Deaf Nut

The sexual finishing move where the man ejaculates into the receiving partners earhole.

“Please Steve, give me the Deaf Nut tonight!”

“I hit her with the Deaf nut.”

“Pearl necklace? I prefer the Deaf Nut.”

by MolzaOJ August 24, 2020