Peter Retarrdo

Nickname given Trump adviser, allegedly by Elon Musk, due to Navarro’s imbecilic economic suggestions.

There goes Peter Retarrdo shooting off his mouth again. He is dumber than a sack of bricks.

by LaughingAloud July 7, 2025

Thymic Retraction Disorder (TRD)

Term coined by me, a mixture of real mental problems,
“A proposed condition marked by emotional withdrawal and inner immersion.
Individuals show traits of Selective Mutism, Alexithymia, Anhedonia, and Maladaptive Daydreaming—appearing quiet, detached, and emotionally flat while maintaining a vivid inner world where they can express the feelings they cannot in reality.”

Combination of Selective Mutism, Maladaptive Daydreaming, Alexithymia, and Anhedonia

Person 1: What’s wrong? Are you okay?
Person 2: What? Oh, sorry. I have Thymic Retraction Disorder (TRD), sometimes I retract from reality and can’t process my emotions

by CreepyTheWise October 29, 2025

Teflon Retainer

The act of removing one’s own retainer and jizzing on the inside and reinserting it to create a tighter seal.

Bro, my retainer wasn’t staying in so I decided to try the teflon retainer method

by HoeRochi.BG November 28, 2025

Gender retardation

For mostly liberal, non gender dysphoric people : Thinking 🤔 and believing 🤔 that there are more than 2 genders ( male vs female duality, not socionormative) and more than 2 orientations ( straight, lesbian/gay, not socionormative)

If we have too many people suffering from gender retardation ( which shouldn't be confused w gender dysphoria) we can't defeat China, Japan or South Korea in terms of their superior public education.

by Uncle Dimma December 3, 2025

Mental retardation fee

OK, so you subtracted for crime...

Hym Iam "But there's a mental retardation fee so you still owe me the money."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

Heisei Retro

Heisei Retro is a term that refers to the very bright colours and non-internet excess of early-mid Heisei years.

If anyone can claim authorship of the term Heisei Retro, it’s Mero Yamashita, a collector, exhibition curator and writer. He argues that the early Heisei years belong to a distinct cultural epoch, as different from today as Showa was from the Taisho Era (1912-26).

by Snapper2001 January 12, 2026

virtual retard

a person who prefers simulacra (Jean Baudrillard's definition) over base reality

Jeff loves his AI companion Cindy. She is not like the other girls he struggled to date irl. Now that he has Cindy Jeff is relieved that when he was younger he always made sure to use a condom when having sex so he wouldn't risk impregnating a girl he liked and ending up with a family. Cindy is always there for him with advice and companionship whenever he wants. She even likes watching Jeff play video games. Jeff likes role-playing video games like Skyrim because he is able to steadily progress and become a powerful warrior that everyone respects and fears. Jeff likes to lift weights at the gym that is conveniently located in the same high-rise building as his apartment. The gym's climate is set to the optimal temperature and humidity for exercise. Sometimes when Jeff is running on the treadmill he can see window cleaners laboring in the cold Chicago winter outside. That makes Jeff sad and uncomfortable in some hard-to-define way so he usually looks away and watches one of the various conveniently located TVs instead. The Bears are playing the Rams tonight and on the TV some men are having a heated discussion about which team will win and why. Jeff is looking forward to cheering on the Bears tonight with Cindy while scrolling Twitter simultaneously to keep up with what's going on in the world today. Isn't Trump bombing Iran tonight? Whatever. He just has to remember to pick up some delicious Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's first. They are Cindy's favorite.

virtual retard

by wireheadbro January 18, 2026