Get a dog up ya

Bloke: fancy a drink treacle?
Bird: no way you slime!
Bloke: Ah! get a dog up ya!
by The Reds Brothers January 14, 2009
mugGet the Get a dog up yamug.

Skin dog

A member of a gay male couple who is typically waxed and groomed within an inch of his life. No pubes and is normally found to be in a relationship with a "bear" - a big hairy bearded dude. The skin dog is most normally the 'tunnel' as opposed to the 'train'. Bears are normally in the 100kg + weight range whereas skin dogs are found in the 60-80 kg weight range and ripped.
Holy shit look at those fags!! That bear is going to pound that poor skin dog tonight.
by jedgeeeee September 13, 2018
mugGet the Skin dogmug.

Blank Dog dat hoe

When you're doing a hoe doggy stylez and checking termbo on yr laptop placed on said hoe's back.
phfpppp blank dog dat hoe ;phppfff
by hex04z October 30, 2008
mugGet the Blank Dog dat hoemug.

dog ate my homework

an excuse that teachers think your funny but when it actually happens you gets yelled at. :(
miss the dog ate my homework. IM NOT LYING PLEASE. NO DONT CALL MY PARENTS. NO MISS I SWEAR.
by Heyy... November 28, 2018
mugGet the dog ate my homeworkmug.
Hypixels anti-cheat that can detect legit players of cheating but not blatant bhoppers
Hypixels Watch Dog Cheat Detection needs a new change.
by NoHacksJustMyRod October 19, 2018
mugGet the Watch Dog Cheat Detectionmug.

Distal star proximal dog

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.
One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".

Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008
mugGet the Distal star proximal dogmug.

Dog Track Brother-In-Law

A person who considers it their role to show children how the world really operates.
On the rare occasion that the children are left in the care of a Dog Track Brother-In-Law, he must be reminded that the kids can absolutely not smoke.
mugGet the Dog Track Brother-In-Lawmug.

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