by The Reds Brothers January 14, 2009

A member of a gay male couple who is typically waxed and groomed within an inch of his life. No pubes and is normally found to be in a relationship with a "bear" - a big hairy bearded dude. The skin dog is most normally the 'tunnel' as opposed to the 'train'. Bears are normally in the 100kg + weight range whereas skin dogs are found in the 60-80 kg weight range and ripped.
by jedgeeeee September 13, 2018

by hex04z October 30, 2008

by Heyy... November 28, 2018

by NoHacksJustMyRod October 19, 2018

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.
One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008

On the rare occasion that the children are left in the care of a Dog Track Brother-In-Law, he must be reminded that the kids can absolutely not smoke.
