The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer
The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now
by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022
The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.
When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!
by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022
by shamrock2157 May 20, 2012
Mas: Those nasty jacks are really startin to get on my nerves
Retep: the fat 1 with the fro is the worst
Mas: no doubt, one that i can stand is steven
Retep: hes cool
Retep: the fat 1 with the fro is the worst
Mas: no doubt, one that i can stand is steven
Retep: hes cool
by mas yelad August 15, 2011
After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.
by Red monster boy January 21, 2024
A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.
Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!
by G-whizz January 24, 2010
An individual who conducts themselves in a collasally abrupt and discourteous way. Not a nice person. Similar to a douche-nozzel.
by Midnight polarbear October 21, 2020