Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
Get the empty carrots-bag on a stickmug. by aw1322 February 9, 2010
Get the shady bagmug. Person that sleeps with multiple partners daily or doesn’t wash the jizz out between deposits would be considered a “mixed nut bag !”
What did you do with that “mixed nut bag” you were riding around with today ?
I heard that mixed nut bag just had fraternal twins ! AND they each have different daddy’s !!
I heard that mixed nut bag just had fraternal twins ! AND they each have different daddy’s !!
by anonymous June 30, 2024
Get the Mixed Nut Bagmug. by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017
Get the bag o' beetusmug. A comprehensive term to describe the likeliness, of a mythical container comprised of soft tissues, found within the realm in which the Lord grasps you. The term "sheesh" describes the legendary contents within the container. The alternative meaning for sheesh, dating back to 3499 B.C. can be revealed within the painful depths of any sulfuric phosphate bearing volcano. One archaeologist by the name of Clothy 6.9. Hobbit, discovered one sentence within the volcano by the name of Krakatoa, which reads " spontaneous vocal eruption resembling the sound of a startled cat being ___ by a ___ du___while simultaneously witnessing the world’s largest pizza being ___to a party of bronies."
Alternative way to use "Sheesh Bag":
You can replace almost any insulting word to your friend with Sheesh Bag.
Alternative way to use "Sheesh Bag":
You can replace almost any insulting word to your friend with Sheesh Bag.
"You little sheeshbag. Im gonna ruffle your feathers."
"Suck my sheeshbag you freakin twit."
"Quit being a sheeshbag Randy!"
"I had a revealing experience where the legendary Sheesh Bag was in my hands, but you wouldn't understand, I had to use salvia to get to the place I found it."
"Suck my sheeshbag you freakin twit."
"Quit being a sheeshbag Randy!"
"I had a revealing experience where the legendary Sheesh Bag was in my hands, but you wouldn't understand, I had to use salvia to get to the place I found it."
by My pet snail is a slacker October 30, 2024
Get the Sheesh Bagmug. My wife went to the auto shop to talk to them. She's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit.
by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022
Get the grocery bag of a womanmug. Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.
by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017
Get the mexican punching bagmug.