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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
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shady bag

the bag that heroin users keep all there heroin tools in.
go grab the shady bag. i need my set and spoon.
by aw1322 February 9, 2010
mugGet the shady bagmug.

Mixed Nut Bag

Person that sleeps with multiple partners daily or doesn’t wash the jizz out between deposits would be considered a “mixed nut bag !”
What did you do with that “mixed nut bag” you were riding around with today ?

I heard that mixed nut bag just had fraternal twins ! AND they each have different daddy’s !!
by anonymous June 30, 2024
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bag o' beetus

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips
Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*
by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017
mugGet the bag o' beetusmug.

Sheesh Bag

A comprehensive term to describe the likeliness, of a mythical container comprised of soft tissues, found within the realm in which the Lord grasps you. The term "sheesh" describes the legendary contents within the container. The alternative meaning for sheesh, dating back to 3499 B.C. can be revealed within the painful depths of any sulfuric phosphate bearing volcano. One archaeologist by the name of Clothy 6.9. Hobbit, discovered one sentence within the volcano by the name of Krakatoa, which reads " spontaneous vocal eruption resembling the sound of a startled cat being ___ by a ___ du___while simultaneously witnessing the world’s largest pizza being ___to a party of bronies."

Alternative way to use "Sheesh Bag":

You can replace almost any insulting word to your friend with Sheesh Bag.
"You little sheeshbag. Im gonna ruffle your feathers."

"Suck my sheeshbag you freakin twit."

"Quit being a sheeshbag Randy!"

"I had a revealing experience where the legendary Sheesh Bag was in my hands, but you wouldn't understand, I had to use salvia to get to the place I found it."
by My pet snail is a slacker October 30, 2024
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grocery bag of a woman

A woman that does overly things .
My wife went to the auto shop to talk to them. She's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit.
by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022
mugGet the grocery bag of a womanmug.

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.
Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.
by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017
mugGet the mexican punching bagmug.

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