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You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.
Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!
by snortmysnot November 19, 2020
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Urban Cowboy

A man, typically one in a Ford F-150, who drives to their 9-5 desk job where they brag about how much of a badass they are, afterwards they go home to their wife who doesn’t want to have sex with them due to their small penis
Why does John wear a cowboy hat and drive such a big truck that he doesn’t need?

Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy
by BigDaddyBigBoy March 17, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Digimon World Series Is Urban Dictionary: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Urban Trek

A mode-of-transportation that involves a big group of people walking somewhere while drinking, smoking, and stopping at various bars/restaurants along the way.
For Rod's 23rd Birthday, we'll be urban trekking to Doloris Park.
by stanley_mcdoolis July 15, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

A 20-year-old website which I dicovered lately and can be useful for searching for information, sharing opinions or just spending spare time. A congenial, beneficial and an interesting atmosphere.
Have you ever heard of urban dictionary? An interesting website, no doubt.
by creeper292 November 15, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A once great, funny website that has now fallen into a pit of shit that needs to stop being so fucking PC and embrace its stupidity. YOu are not a real dictionary. Shut the fuck up.
Man I used to use Urban Dictionary, but now it sucks.
by AReallyGayName May 28, 2022
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URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK

Bringing order to PLANET EARTH and DISORDER to your DICK AND CUNT.

MARCONI RUBIN BRIN PAGE. G00 G00 EMPHATIC 2ND G00

AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM. 1999 AI
PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM CLOUD

MOHAMED HASSAN KAMIL TAKAFUL SYRIA 1999
MALAYSIA IND0NESIA SINGAP0RE THAILAND

PEDOPHILE SIAM PEDO PEDOPHILE 369
SANS ASS N...SYARIKAT TAKAFUL

FOUNDER of URBAN DICTIONARY AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM ...NO FEAR...KNIOW FEAR

URBAN DICKTIONARY

URBAN CUNTIONARY
Look the URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK is the macho athletic ASSH0LE MALE , that radio DISC JOCKEY does the talking at times , THE WORDS always JOCKEYING for position and finally THE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER BIKE JOCK strap PEDO PEDOPHILE...

URBAN DICKTIONARY is DARK ORIGINATION

URBAN CUNTIONARY us DARK 0RIGINATION
AND URBAN SH0WWARDS cleans things up in the SHOWER or BATHTUB or MALESTROM to make THINGS EVEN MORE INDECENT and SUPER DIRTY as worse THAN SIN AND ASHAME.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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