slutnake

A guy who can't keep his dick in his pants, who randomly sleeps around.

If his dick is a snake, it would be a slut.

(many refer penis as snake)

He can never commit to a serious relationship, he's a slutnake.

by boys-are-stupid August 24, 2011

slutzoid

A slut with lots of fat rolls, that resembles Zoidberg from Futurama. Usually a female.

That slutzoid has more rolls than a bakery.

Look at that slutzoid's rolls jiggle.

Fuck, you're such a slutzoid.

by perryplop September 8, 2011

slutsticle

that thing you have to manipulate in order to get to the sweet spot for unloading a load of cum into a cum truck of slutmeat

i dont know who the fuck that slutsticle was but i gave her a full load cause im a fuckin top bloke aye

by pregasurus hunter September 18, 2011

Slutution

A solution that involves high amounts of slutty-ness or slutty acts. Usually these solutions have high success rates but always come with repercussions.

John didn't care that his girlfriend got him out of trouble. What bothered him is that she came up with a slutution that involved monkeys, the football team and a uni-cycle.

by zendakin September 30, 2011

Sluticle

A cylindrical shaped ice block that is sucked by a female in a suggestive manner.

See that chick over there, she's such a Sluticle.

by parkej October 2, 2011

Slutsky Equation

A economic lecture-distracting individual of the opposite sex.

Thank god we have all those Slutsky Equations in Transportation Systems to distract us from the lecture.

by RonMexicoAndTheSevenDwarfs October 26, 2011

Slutastrophe

Noun: (considering the definition of catastrophe is "a momentous tragic event ranging from extreme misfortune to utter overthrow or ruin") a slutastorophe is a complete shit-show to end all shit-shows, only with sex

(in response to seeing Becca completely naked and sprawled out on the floor AFTER seeing a bunch of frat boys leaving the room and giving each other high-fives):

"Oh my GOD look at Becca! She used to be such a nice girl, but now she's just a total SLUTASTROPHE"

by Decadent October 28, 2011