Penis

a funny word

P1: Penis
P2: Hehe

by da real penis man May 11, 2021

Peni

2 or more penis.

Wow! All these men have huge peni!!

That's way to many peni for me!

by Mini.W October 9, 2017

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023

Penis

Its part of the human male body,nothing else to do with it then pee right?

Hey im peeing can u stop looking at my 13 inch penis?

by XxrobloxiscoolxX March 31, 2022

nigga penis lol

usually said by teens who find it funny to make fun of the african american race

Josh: my mom just died in the hospital!

Brad: haha nigga penis lol

by witans February 9, 2024

Penis

An extra appendage, mostly sported by men of the male equation. Penis are usually used as a self stimulating means to a happy end. But rarely do you find this appendage to find self satisfaction out of the opposing persons pleasure. Penises are always sucked but rarely will you find one that knows how to fuck!

Hey have you seen my 'penis'?

by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021

penis

a second brain some have it small some have it big for example" Finley (aka finster) has a huge second brain, i want to suck it"- every woman to exist

"i want a penis in my mouth" "okay son"

by finster May 16, 2022