monkey booba troglodite

The most beautiful and sexy person to ever exist. Perfect and lovely in every way
by SleekProdigy February 12, 2023
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monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.
I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.
by Larzee March 19, 2011
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Monkey dance in a barrel

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 02, 2022
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Funny Monkey

Adjective: To be the cool person in a group or Somebody people look up to in the comedic scene.
Dude, that show was so Funny Monkey. I'll need to show this to all my friends.
by DevilMoss March 09, 2021
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monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
by monkeybrainedrea July 04, 2021
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african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 03, 2022
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high-fived-a-monkey

When you wipe your ass and you get shit on your hand.
Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids October 15, 2015
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