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Valeria the green gun one

Valeria is a girl who has coochie lice. she finds herself snacking on it, most of the day. at school everyone knows her as the girl with coochie lice. only some really know the story of how she got coochie lice but that's a secret I'll never tell.. xoxo, pp
"did you hear that Valeria the green gun one has coochie lice?" - pp and tortillito
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STUB ONE'S TOE 

the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."
STUB ONE'S TOE by weave March 27, 2003

Spaceball One 

A deuce that is so long it either can't fit on the screen all at once or clears the water in the toilet bowl.
Whoa! That's a Spaceball One of a turd.
Spaceball One by Casablancadon August 9, 2010

cock in one's mouth 

the act of chewing Rooster tobacco.
I love when that cock is in my mouth
cock in one's mouth by Russell August 9, 2004

two for one 

three people are needed for this to happen. In a threesome when two men and a woman are having sex, one man gives the woman anal while, at the same time, the other gives her vaginal.
John and I got a two for one last night.
two for one by Brandino December 6, 2006

Hang one 

(v) To dip smokeless tobacco. The term is frequently used while on the golf course, playing video games, watching sporting events, fishing, driving, or any time one enjoys a dip.

The term emphasizes the fact that the dip is "hanging" in one's mouth.
Let's go hang one guys.
Hang one by Kevin O' Shea October 1, 2005

no one cares what your name means

Probably only posting it on social media so everyone sees how much of an inspiration you arent.
Stop with the normie cringe posts about the definition of your name. No one cares what your name means.