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Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
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Deez Nuts

someone made a vine saying deez nutz to a mailman
Sally loves deez nutz in her mouth
imagine dragon deez nutz all over your face
Deez nuts-these nuts
by Spawntavious December 19, 2022
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Deez Nuts

The person who got 9% of votes in the US 2016 Election
by The Real OSAZAI November 26, 2020
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Nut Cheeking

When a male constricts the flesh of his scrotum to form a fold between the two testicles, causing the sack to resemble two butt cheeks and a butt crack (also called a nut crack in the context of nut cheeking.)
I thought he had a butt on his front but he was just nut cheeking.
by Swipperton December 31, 2020
mugGet the Nut Cheekingmug.

Nut

"Hey dude don't bust a nut with her tonight "
by Itsyaboikilian June 11, 2017
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cherrie nuts

testicles ejaculate so much semen that they turn bright red
I got CHERRIE NUTSS!!!!!.
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Bren-nut

Bren-nut is the ejaculate that comes from a boy named Brennan. Bren-nut is also a common nickname. Bren-nut's name meaning represents adolf hitler's kid.
hi bren-nut, you gonna kill the jews?
by Doomin May 1, 2024
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