Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

by Spawntavious December 19, 2022

by The Real OSAZAI November 26, 2020

When a male constricts the flesh of his scrotum to form a fold between the two testicles, causing the sack to resemble two butt cheeks and a butt crack (also called a nut crack in the context of nut cheeking.)
by Swipperton December 31, 2020

by wilcox is not anyones bitch June 26, 2009

Bren-nut is the ejaculate that comes from a boy named Brennan. Bren-nut is also a common nickname. Bren-nut's name meaning represents adolf hitler's kid.
by Doomin May 1, 2024
