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Penis

Noun. The male organ that pee and semen comes out of. Always cover it in public.
Verb. When you ask a person who substitute teaches at the school your girlfriend committed kajun in why men have testicles.
1. WHY DOES A PERSON'S PENIS ERECT??!!
2. Now people are making fun of me because I penised!
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 28, 2021
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Erectuilas, God of Penis

is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

End communication.
Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool
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remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote
OMG! Doug has a remote penis
by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023
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Penis

A penis is something a white would like to suck or fuck
Boyfriend:hey babe can you suck my penis?
Girlfriend:sure babe
by Chicken says meow June 6, 2020
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Penis

Penis
by Stonkle October 2, 2021
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Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'
Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis
by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025
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penis

i know you just searched this up to see the definition...
so did i. 😂
have a good day
you: i’m going to search up penis!
me: hahaha sameeeee
by yee yee🤠 January 12, 2020
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