when a male sits down and a female does a hand stand and repeatedly slams her vag into his face while she is also trying to tie his dick in a knot with her mouth.
by jigglebit April 19, 2021
Get the Brazilian thunder monkeymug. Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.
by Pweaw February 12, 2024
Get the The Ovulating Monkeymug. When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019
Get the A Red Monkeymug. by Melek February 4, 2015
Get the Douche monkeymug. by Domazz691 September 17, 2023
Get the cement monkeymug. A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.
"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."
by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011
Get the Baby Monkey Bummug. to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers
I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.
by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021
Get the Blue headed molestation monkeymug.