Porkchop Kid

When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.

Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.

by Upnorthbetty January 22, 2024

The kids

Your whole position against me hinges on them but YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT DO YOU, YOU FUCKING FILTH?

Hym " 'But the kids! THE KIDS!!!' They cry though they fail to realize that THEY JUST DON'T CARE AT ALL about the ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024

trix with kids

Women of loose or questionable moral character, who also happen to have spawned children.

I got together with Kelly and Alisha last night. Luckily they had sitters, damn trix with kids.

by Jai Smokyyr October 4, 2008

shitty kid

someone who only thinks about themselves, never listens only cares about what they have to say. Isn't very good with girls/boys in a relationship

ughh i met a shitty kid the other day wouldn't wanna be with them again

by 4u2 April 19, 2018

kid

an inmature human who doesn't know bills.

"The kid is so dumb he peed on the roof of the school."

by anonymous February 25, 2021

Battle Kid

A game that's so hard it should be illegal.

Playing this game is REALLY painful
You will die 1,000,000+ times

Battle Kid makes Dark Souls look like a game for babies

by Hamtaro November 13, 2019