[San Jose] [Chili Dog]

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.

I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!

by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016

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Your dog hump cat

Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"

Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*

by Zombie620Slayer March 15, 2018

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human piece of dog shit

Someone who's hobby is metal detecting

Brian thibeault is a human piece of dog shit, all he does is live at his moms house and walking masturbation.

by Dogs anal April 22, 2016

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Hot dog with a side of ketchup

When a female suffering from malaria is bleeding out of her anal cavity and two male partners attempt to cure the disease with sessions of booty eating and anal penetration for hours on end.

Person1: Hey did you hear Julia has malaria?
Person2: Yeah Niko and Johnny are going to give her a hot dog with a side of ketchup to try and help her.
Person1: word

by Madmak6171 July 3, 2015

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Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.

"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*

by HipstaSquirrel September 6, 2016

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