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Grapefruit monkey

The ugliest friend you have at school, they are black and love grape kool aid
by Bradden Williams September 21, 2022
mugGet the Grapefruit monkeymug.

monkey

a black slave that is used for making stuffed animals and beating. They were commonly used in the 1900 but had a recall because they were mad or smth.
augh man my monkeys gone
Hey ferda wanna buy my monkey for a couple upper deckys
by zynpopper21430 December 14, 2023
mugGet the monkeymug.

Apartment Monkey

a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. Typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. They're self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. They are not gender or race specific.
That stupid Apartment Monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.

That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.
by Anime Noob October 21, 2010
mugGet the Apartment Monkeymug.

Faggot Monkey

Bad at Valorant and queer to the point where you break the laws of thermodynamics
by Jensifer May 30, 2023
mugGet the Faggot Monkeymug.

Skunk Monkey

an individual or group of individuals displaying extremely stinky primate behaviors.
Everytime I go to a restaurant, I can always cont on a group of skunk monkeys to make a show about their bill and run out without paying or tipping.
by Turnt Team Captain October 10, 2025
mugGet the Skunk Monkeymug.

monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father
Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?
by Sexydimma November 28, 2013
mugGet the monkey-wombmug.

Sea Monkey Stampede

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.
by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023
mugGet the Sea Monkey Stampedemug.

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