The Crist of Cynewulf

J.R.R. Tolkien's greatest inspiration.

Hmmm... The Crist of Cynewulf. Let's read it.
'Eala Earendel engla beorhast
Ofer middangeard monnum sended'.
Or, for you bitches who don't know old english, that's
'Hail Earendel brightest of angels
over Middle Earth sent to men'.
I think I'm going to go write more than 12 books about Middle Earth now.

by Le phjkafheo;iwheg February 28, 2017

The Sevie Cycle

Every year, seventh graders are subject to daily roastings from the eighth graders, who call them "sevies" and pretty much bully them into submission. Once the eighth graders have left for high school the next year, the seventh graders become eighth graders and, out of revenge, do the same thing that was done to them to the incoming seventh graders. This cycle continues and will continue until all of the eighth graders grow some balls.

Seventh grader 1: Why are the eighth graders so mean to us?
Seventh grader 2: I don't know.
Enlightened seventh grader: It's because of the Sevie Cycle. The eighth graders bully us, and we eventually bully the seventh graders next year.

by A PhD in Eugenes May 24, 2017

The Coriolanus Cycle

The process by which a typical wild Coriolanus will act to attract a mate. It will flaunt its ability to annoy others, and when it is confronted by another animal, it will act as if it was the victim. Other animals around it will act confused and then start to play with the Coriolanus. Once enough animals surround the Coriolanus, another one will show up, this is how they reproduce. Animals typically abuse the Coriolanus emotionally for fun.

Normal person: Hey guys look its a Coriolanus going through The Coriolanus Cycle.

Normal person 2: Yea look at him wave his arms for attention, and then cry about it.

Normal person: Haha, for real lol.

Dumb Cunt: Hey you guys can't laugh at him cause he is a homosexual.

by [Admin] Luuke September 16, 2017

Soothing the weeping Cyclops

Male masterbation

"Be right there I'm soothing the weeping Cyclops."

by Reverend War June 13, 2018

The Chris Cycle

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.

"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"

by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018

Mozart Caleb Saint-Cyr

A fuckin bad ass man. Intelligent, good looking, and the boy you would love to go on dates with a cuddle with. The type of guy who wouldn’t play you even if his friends want to. His loyalty is as strong as Gods and he’ll be like your next bff if you give him the chance.

Such an understanding boy and a great boyfriend. Always knows what his girl wants from him and never disappoints

Damn i wish i had a Mozart Caleb Saint Cyr in my life

Any girl is extremely lucky to date a Mozart Caleb Saint-Cyr

by modawg23 November 24, 2018

Billy Ray Cyrus

My dad

did you see Billy Ray Cyrus

by bubiB January 13, 2019