Skip to main content

Cum shake

When you mix a white protein powder with milk.
Jeremiah: You bring your cum shake today?
Ethan: Yeah, lemme go get some milk.
by Razordaddy December 2, 2021
mugGet the Cum shake mug.

Cum messiah

1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me
When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.
by pOng_wong August 24, 2021
mugGet the Cum messiah mug.

Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
mugGet the Cum deaf mug.

Cum Shot

A cum shot is how to get a girl pregnant
*Give me a cum shot * I want Kids
by anonymous July 18, 2024
mugGet the Cum Shot mug.

Cum

you’re not fucking funny for searching this! Grow up kid
Ahhh I’m gonna cum!”
by CUMDUMPTERRRR June 5, 2022
mugGet the Cum mug.

Kenzie Cummings

hey sienna isn’t kenzie cummings your bestfriend? “yeah”
by uurrbbaann December 24, 2020
mugGet the Kenzie Cummings mug.

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.
James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."
by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023
mugGet the A shit ton of cum mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email