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WEINER

Often mistaken for a typo.

And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to

Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.

Weiner is spelled with the "EI".

To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!
Justin's WEINER is so nice It makes me wanna share it with my friends!
by Lil Red the rider June 6, 2025
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Weiner snipple

Docked tail of a small terriers tail..
When waylon gets happy he wags his weiner snipple
by anonymous March 2, 2021
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weiner weiner

When you don’t know how to describe something but you want to get straight to the point of what you’re talking about.
Antonio: So boom, I was listening to um.. Weiner Weiner and it was absolutely insane man.

Asylum: Nigga..Weiner Weiner?
by ambronio June 10, 2022
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Weiner whiplash

When you see a really hot chick and it causes an erection so sudden that it bangs your weiner head against your zipper causing Weiner whiplash.
Hey man.....that chick have me a case of weiner whiplash.
by Dr.Doit August 26, 2020
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slender weiner

A term used to define a condition affecting men who live in the Chicago area. The condition is common amongst people named Brad and is considered a long term condition.
Wow Brad sure has a Slender weiner!

Look at Brad go he is a real slender weiner.
by JDUB59 July 12, 2023
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Weiner Willy

Getting a girl to lick your weiner which then is shoved into someone’s ear.
Dude let me lick that tip so you can go weiner willy Mrs. Adams ear!
by Beth chezly December 17, 2020
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Weiner's Circle

Hot dog joint in Chicago known for the mutual double homicide combat between patrons and employees. I had gone there in 2012 and held my own with with the barbs as Poochie didn't cuss that day -- the CBS show The Great Indoors had a character brought in there unknowingly aware of the mutual woof ticket profanity thrown at each other as Poochie herself appeared on the episode (that would got past the censors if they had the real Poochie.)

If you're from Utah you might have your virgin ears reamed. What ever you do, for the love of God don't fucking ask for a Chocolate Shake and don't put ketchup on a hot dog in eye shot. If you don't believe me about the attitude; look up their twitter as they have the staff giving the bird.
Rockaway, New Jersey tourist in Chicago, "Where is somewhere around here to eat?"
Local -- if you can handle the mutual double homicide combat there's a hot dog joint called Weiner's Circle
Rockaway Tourist, "Okay I will check it out."
Walking in and orders a hot dog, then someone in the line orders a chocolate shake.

The tourist wishing she had some brain bleach as she heard them insult her with reference to a Nuclear Power Plant reference.
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018
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