smoke a weiner

another meaning for blow job

Hartman Hughes: "Yeah, she is going to smoke a weiner tonight."
Charles: "Dawg, how'd you do dat sheit you mudafocka??"
Ralph Lauren: "We have a sale."

by muffintop169 March 11, 2011

Knock on Weiner

Instead of saying "knock on wood" when tempting fate.

My wife never caught me sexting that hot nymph a pic of my underwear weasel, Knock on Weiner.

by Rusty Fish00k November 29, 2011

Weightism

Prejudice against overweight persons. Also fatism.

Weightism permeates the fasion industry

by Count of Monte Christo July 1, 2004

put your weight on it

for a woman to back that thang up, or to put her booty on a man, while dancing; to be supported by something/someone; to firmly agree with/to something; to submit to something;

As in, "I like the way you're moving on the dance floor especially when I'm behind you and your booty is bouncing like that. Trust me, I'm a strong man, so, get it shawty!...g'on and put your weight on it."

by nspen1010 November 18, 2007

weinee

1. Definately of the hot dog family.

2. Small male penis

She said he had a small weinee.

by Chad Watson September 23, 2008

weighing his options

When a guy or girl looks at the two (2) people they want to go out with, and chooses between the two by figuring out each persons pluses and minuses.

Jimmy is choosing between Wanda and Katie by weighing his options.

by Peter fishermanshire July 6, 2007

Dick Weight

When a significantly noticeable portion of one's weight is derived from the weight of one's penis.

How much do you weigh?

About 180 lbs

WHAT? But you're so short! How can you weigh more than I do???

Oh, most of that is my dick weight. The rest of my body is really only about 130 lbs.

by MyDicWeighs3000 January 9, 2011