by BriSmee April 6, 2008

Scottish (Glasgwegian) slang soliciting oral sex, used especially by the gay cottaging scene that frequent the West End's parks.
by nixonix January 13, 2009

A command:
To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"
"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008

A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.
That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.
by Nicholas Cage's distant relative's friend. November 30, 2006

I was getting head and came in this girl's mouth without making a sound. She said "What the hell" and I yelled
"Pop goes the weasel bitch!!"
"Pop goes the weasel bitch!!"
by Swarjin October 8, 2009

A sexual fetish in which a man is having anal intercourse with his partner whilst he is on the toilet, defecating.
by Carl Shveltz December 30, 2007

by lauren :] March 28, 2009
