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Ker-cha Weasel

Basically, to sum it up, your penis. You use this to "ker-cha"
Do you want to touch my Ker-Cha Weasel?
by BriSmee April 6, 2008
mugGet the Ker-cha Weaselmug.

sook mah weasel

Scottish (Glasgwegian) slang soliciting oral sex, used especially by the gay cottaging scene that frequent the West End's parks.
Sook mah weasel, ya bald shiter!
by nixonix January 13, 2009
mugGet the sook mah weaselmug.

grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008
mugGet the grease my weaselmug.

Cum Sniveling Weasel

A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.
That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.
mugGet the Cum Sniveling Weaselmug.

pop goes the weasel

Its when you're getting head and you cum in her mouth without any prior warning.
I was getting head and came in this girl's mouth without making a sound. She said "What the hell" and I yelled

"Pop goes the weasel bitch!!"
by Swarjin October 8, 2009
mugGet the pop goes the weaselmug.

Peruvian Stink Weasel

A sexual fetish in which a man is having anal intercourse with his partner whilst he is on the toilet, defecating.
Mike: Hey, Tim, I gave my girlfriend a Peruvian Stink Weasel last night!

Tim: Oh, snap!
by Carl Shveltz December 30, 2007
mugGet the Peruvian Stink Weaselmug.

penis weasel

greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.
"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"
by lauren :] March 28, 2009
mugGet the penis weaselmug.

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