Unicorn Type Bitches

A Dream/fantasy woman that certain men seek that they will never be able to find. Due to the fact a woman who is perfect in every way is impossible to find.

Guy 1: Hey man I'm looking for for this bitches who's got tits, ass,sexy, smart, doesn't talk alot, plays video games, and wants to fuck whenever I want to.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds like you're chasing some Unicorn type bitches.

by Jearper November 16, 2013

Unicorn Blood

Alcoholic beverage made with lemonade, vodka, blue curacao, and maraschino cherries. When done right, resembles a rainbow.

I had unicorn blood at that Harry Potter party last night. It was tasty!

by SamiQoo January 10, 2014

Unicat

A cat that has a characteristic of a unicorn.

The unicat flew over the bridge.

by Jaykay4132 April 14, 2014

Unicat

Half cat, half unicorn. The most majestic animal in the whole animal kingdom.

The majestic unicat farted clouds of rainbows & glitter.

by meowlex April 30, 2014

Unicorn Slut

Someone who occasionally practices anal sex and loves it.

Keith: Did you know Ashley has a weird fascination with getting her bubble butt pounded through her butthole?

John: Damn really?! I'd hit that Unicorn Slut.

by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015

Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.

OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.

by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018

Unicorn Wrangler

A term used by IT recruiting agencies on LinkedIn to trick people into believing they aren't body shops.

Talent Acquisition | Unicorn Wrangler | Purple Squirrel Hunter

by blitzchap May 4, 2020