Twilight

A metaphor for abstinence.

The best way to avoid pregnancy is Twilight.

by FutureRN415 December 18, 2012

twilight fanfic

1. A poor imitation of something that was terrible to begin with.

"The stage adaption of Home Alone 4 sucks!"

"Yeah man, it's just a huge steaming pile of Twilight fanfic."

by David Rooney February 13, 2015

Twilight Punch

When you are having sex with a girl, and you punch her in head hard enough to leave a bruise and knock her out, then you implant your seed and leave.

Edward Cullen totally pulled a Twilight Punch while having sex with Bella.

by StopAndGo November 3, 2009

tweight

The weight you gain when an excessive amount of time is used sitting around tweeting.

P1: Man, I've put on some extra tweight.
P2: Tweight?
P1: Yeah, I've been on twitter so much I haven't taken the time to go to the gym.

by blondelightning April 21, 2010

Twilight Dust

A type of hardcore drug that is made out of pure cocaine and rainbow sprinkles, along with other ingredients that derives from magic of the twilight saga I.E. blood of vampire victim, hair of werewolf, of sparkling skin cells of vampires, originally created with the purpose of transforming you into either a vampire or a werewolf depending what you put into the mix. however the rainbow sprinkles in the drug will backfire and turn you into a loving dark homosexual in the process. Many Dark, emo, or scene homosexuals may have become that way through this hardcore drug, It has been proven to be non-addictive however twilight fans can't seem to get enough of this. No deadly health side effects has so far been reported.

This may have been how Sonadow (Sonic & Shadow in love) may have been created. Either Sonic or Shadow, Or Possibly both may have been doing Twilight Dust.

by Coontail Storm March 28, 2011

Twilight

The biggest load of shit to ever hit shelves. The books were filled with the biggest nonsense that anyone has ever read. They're worthless, stupid, and Stephenie Meyer gives every author and everyone hoping to become an author a bad name. Thanks a lot.

Lee: 'I'm trying to become an author.'
Erin: 'Don't, Twilight and Meyers just fucked up the publishing industry for everyone.'

by xWoundsofaShadowx July 7, 2011

Twilight Zone

The state/dimension you wake up in when your partner wakes up mid-night/early morning and gives head while you are sleeping.

"Last night was amazing! After we had sex, I got Twilight Zoned!.....Didn't know what world or dimension I was in!"

"FML! Last night's Twilight Zone was a complete out of mind, body and soul experience!"

by StillSmillin69 May 26, 2018