Turd Burgular

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.

Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.

by stinky April 7, 2004

Turd Banquet

1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy

Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!

by RYTOE November 7, 2003

Turd Cutting

To wear a thong and shit through it, splitting the turd into two pieces.

Every time laundry day rolls around, I can tell if my girlfriend has done any turd cutting or not.

by J_Cut February 24, 2011

turd brown

Ugly shade of brown coloring.

My gawd! The Joneses bought a new Cadillac and paid cash, but the color they picked out was turd brown.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

Poop Turd

A poop turd is merely a double noun... or adjective, depending on how you want to use the words. Regardless, a poop turd is someone who's a theif, pilferer, bugger, or shamus.

That filthy 'lil poop turd was stealin' my bagels!

by Gerald McBoingboing July 20, 2006

turd tamper

Slang term for a homosexual.

All the guys who got the bar named "the Flaming Penise" are turd tampers.

by Garlic September 7, 2003

turd burglar

A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

I was dropping a nasty deuce when the Turd Burglar jiggled the handle.

by Buzz K December 28, 2005