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Kamikaze troll

A trolling technique in which a troll makes a final attempt at pissing people off by revealing their identity as a troll so people know that their valuable time has been wasted arguing online with a bridge dweller.
John: Nobody is reacting to my stupid comments online, they just keep explaining things calmly and providing links with sources, what do I do?
Rob: How long have you been arguing?
John: Almost two hours!
Rob: Perfect, it's time to unleash the kamikaze troll!
by Nibor Mloc September 4, 2016
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Tiny Trolls

A medical condition in which small, nefarious trolls inhabit the body and attack major organs using knives, daggers or other forms of cutlery. If left untreated, Tiny Trolls will multiply and progress to all major organs — ultimately ending in death to the host. Early warning signs for a case of Tiny Trolls include bloating, sedentary discomfort and finally, the sounds of faint, gleeful laughter from the abdomen as the trolls stab the host’s organs with delight. Major risk factors for contracting Tiny Trolls include poor diet and lifestyle choices — so far, there is no genetic link to the condition. The only known treatment for Tiny Trolls is for the host to announce out loud that they have Tiny Trolls and to curl up into the fetal position until symptoms cease.
“Roger isn’t coming to the company picnic today...he has a bad case of Tiny Trolls”

“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”

“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”
by CRUMB Phillips February 19, 2021
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Traffic Troll

Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.
That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.
by Defenitions June 20, 2010
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Troll fest

When an Internet comment thread turns into an immature battle royal of trolling.
Tommy was on a rage last night. He turned that Britney Spears music video into a total troll fest!
by Jaypeas August 8, 2016
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Compulsive trolling

The inability to go on the internet without trolling.
Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.
by Captainspermoid May 8, 2011
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Derpy troll

A stupid, yet hilarious trick on someone
Bob derpy trolled me , it made everyone lol
by The magic monkey July 9, 2015
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troll whore

(1) A woman who is an attention whore who sexually teases Men with her body and lack of clothing.Especially on Social Networking sites via Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Kik, etc.She does this for validation and self-esteem issues. She can be (most often is) very "ratchet" and annoying.

(2)Can be used in a masculine sense to describe a male attention whore who is seeking attention for instigating situations or "drama/beef". Most rappers today are troll whores.

(3)A racist or very annoying person who leaves shitty comments in the comment section online to aggravate people.
Leyla used to be such a bookworm. Now she is a troll whore on Facebook with alot of male friends.

Wow. Look at this troll whore who left a response on my comment on YouTube.
by INIR21 November 28, 2016
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