too bi to function

when a bisexual person is too wrapped up in their sexuality tho focus on anything else.

"you know i heard niomi's too bi to function."

by dontjudgemeimbi#love April 5, 2016

too much mayonnaise

Too Many White People!

Jesus: I bored at this party bro.. lets bounce!
Jake: Why? Whats up?
Jesus: Its too Much Mayonnaise

by Clevelands Own June 5, 2019

click-too-much

when you click multiple times

Y'all ever do a click-too-much?

by BuccLes99 March 6, 2020

rooster too rooster

The act of stating you have the intention of taking a friend or acquaintance's girlfriend.

Mike saw Joe wasn't treating his woman right, so he had a talk. Rooster too rooster.

by dduffe76 August 10, 2014

Made In China Too

Where almost everything comes from.

(Even that special thing you're for sure wasn't).

Boy: "Mummy, where do babies come from?"

Mother: "They come from very special places called factories."

Boy: "But whhhyyy?"

Mother: "Because corporations and politicians are what we call whores, sweetie."

Boy: "But how do I know I'm Made In China Too?"

Mother: "Show me the bottom of your right foot....... Seeee?"

by UM&UAE2021 December 10, 2019

Go-too Jacket

That one jacket which you rely on when you need to make a statement on a night out.

"Tom must be chasing a girl tonight, he's wearing his go-too jacket"

by Go-too Jacket January 23, 2015

Tumbl too hard

When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.

Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?

by Wing Kalas March 9, 2014