poo toilet

The preferred toilet used to take a shit

I use the toilet on the second level is my poo toilet because no one uses it and it's always available

by Futurethe January 15, 2015

toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.

Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!

by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011

Toilet Math

When flushed pages of a photocopied raw manuscript that an unscrupulous math publisher had illegally obtained from a competitor’s editor or agent were found clogging the toilet.

On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.

by Fasters February 14, 2022

toilet submarine

Those turds that aren't floaters or sinkers, they bob in-between.

Steve: Dude, check out what just invaded the crapper.

Bob: DAMN!!! That is one huge toilet submarine!

by ed! June 10, 2014

Toilet Terrorist

A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to destroy a public toilet. The goal is to take out as many people as possible.

My co-worker is a toilet terrorist because he left an IED (Improvised Explosive Dookie) in the toilet, preventing use of the bathroom for more than an hour. All that had attempted entry were tested for hazardous levels of exposure. Use of a sniffer is recommended to test toxicity levels.

by Happy_Days123 March 19, 2010

toilet plunger

when you shit a hefty load in a chicks mouth, then proceed to jam it down her throat with your cock

man: holy shit bro, i had a raging hard on AND had to shit last night, so i gave some bitch a toilet plunger. Friend: sweet dude

by marvin pallet July 29, 2012

toilet trained

when a girl is deep throughting a cock and then she starts puking while still give you head haha

mery was gaggin on my wang and then i toilet trained her ass

by d moore March 3, 2004