yard apron

When you get a pearl necklace in the front yard

Debbie can over for a patio drink, I went to flip the patty’s and I gave her a good old yard apron!

by Norman Pronger February 16, 2023

yard stick

weed pen, penjamin

yo come hit this yard stick

by 420wizard October 22, 2025

Yarding

The act of any activity in your yard in 2020, while drinking alcohol, due to social distancing. Y A R D
You All R Drinking

I was yarding today with my husband, raking leaves with beer in hand.

by Becky Lou Who December 13, 2020

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex

Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Train-yard Blast

A sexual act that involves using a model train set to be involved in love making such as jamming the model train conductors into the urethra or fitting the entire train with its cabs into the vagina

It can also be described as thrusting extremely hard while having sex, screaming at the top of your lungs "CHOOOO CHOOOO" and cumming all over said persons face, ass or vagina

I think me and Cindy are gonna do some Train-Yard Blast tonight"

by FingerPuncher May 30, 2017

Yard Rat

A person who continues to live on his sailboat while it is at the boat yard being worked on.

Why are the lights on in that boat, yard rat?

by mmc1 April 12, 2025

50 yard challenge

Brought to you by the guy who brought the 500 chin up challenge and the 2 ton bench press challenge, the 50 yard challenge is the one where you mow 50 yards in one hour, or you mow one yard by the time the guy finishes a 50 yard dash, depending on what rules the guy makes.

Guy 1-Nobody can do that, mow 50 yards in one hour, no way.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020