wang bits

The bits that are attached to your wang.
I love it when your mom fondles my wang bits.
by Udont Ned Mename May 22, 2008
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Alien wang

miniture cucumbers

"we cum in peace"
I had a nice jucy alien wang in my lunch
by wolfen26 October 04, 2009
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wang shoes

Dude, I need a shoe for my wang before I can hit that.
by dinomite October 30, 2003
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werf wang

The slang name given to a penis which is approximatly 3.5 inches or less when erected.
she laughed when he took off his pants and put his werf wang on the table.
by |319 |V19 April 13, 2004
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wang noodle

a mans penis: long and thin... doesnt do very much (can only reach a semi nob on)
'i met this guy last night... he had a total wang noodle'
by hayley davison October 01, 2006
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bat-wang

When ur nuts are sticky, they stick to each side of your legs and when u spread ur legs it creates a fan behind ur wang, kinda of like a bat.... therefore, bat-wang.
i played basketball so long i got a bat-wang.
by Jack Me'off June 01, 2005
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