Tighter than a Virgin

Something so cool, that it's tighter than a virgin.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you want to go to that party tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro it's gonna be Tighter than a Virgin!"

by The Flaming Duck June 16, 2010

tighty whities

white briefs that come in 3 or 6 packs, usually Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, or Jockey brand. Worn by prepubescent boys and men whose moms still buy their underwear for them.

Pull up your pants! Your tighty whities are showing.

by greekmonkey March 18, 2004

tightey-whiteys

The terrible default men's underwear bestowed from boyhood; generally bearing illustrations of Spiderman, Skeletor, Power Rangers, and the like, when first introduced, but eventually losing their distinct markings, prior to adolescence, in favor of brownish/reddish/yellowish stains fore and aft.

I friggin' hate tightey-whiteys. Damn you Fruit of The Loom!!! Damn you!!!

by plasticman June 9, 2004

Tight Lip

when you have no upper lip , all you see is teeth/ and or gums.

wow ryan.. thats quite the tight lip you have there.

by tightliplover September 1, 2009

poon tightener

1. anything which tightens the vagina see kegel or kegel excercise
2. the act of inserting your penis into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
3. the act of inserting any object, dildo, vibrator, vegetable, etc. into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon

I gave her the old poon tightener and she was screemin so loud, but the ride was so slick up front and behind

by Poonspert May 12, 2004

tight pussy hole

limp dick can't go in here. if it makes it in she can push it right out. hard dick to beat you

females that constantly kegel exercise have a unbelievably "tight pussy hole"

by sicc j May 1, 2021

Tighter than Dick's Hatband

Refers to Dick Tracy's Hat. He could jump out of a plane and his hat wouldn't move.

That lid is tighter than Dick's hatband

by Luckydogboats September 27, 2021