Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.

Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?

by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021

Science

Everything

Person 1: Can science just not be a thing?

Person 2: So you don’t want to be a thing

by ShanJam June 14, 2022

available science

Science that is or can be easily accessed, not necessarily limited to prior knowledge

We used available science to determine how profitable our business venture could be

by Dr. Jordan Roberts April 24, 2022

Science Based Lifting

Science-based lifting refers to a training approach that emphasizes using scientific principles and research findings to optimize workout routines, nutrition, and recovery.

Gymbro 1 - "Yo bro, you tryna do some keenan flaps?"
Gymbro 2 - " Get this science based lifting snot out of my face"

by sciencebasedlifter June 3, 2025

Science sexer

a teacher who has any form of nsfw content in their search history

Time to go to science sexer’s class
Downbad ass nigga

by suger man May 7, 2023

science project

A complicated experiment-gone-awry "solution".

Several hours later, Jeff realized that his "5-minute solution" was quickly turning into a science project that would take several days of effort and lots of external resources (and that still might not solve the original problem).

by Jeff-fu June 10, 2024

significant science

1) The act of finding, discovering or inventing something that impacts the human race significantly regardless of whether it is good or bad for them.
2) Any known concept, studied phenomenon or manmade object that has a significant impact on the human race.

When people will stop coming up with useful new stuff for humanity, it will mark the end of good significant science.

by Rogue_Nation April 16, 2018