Jordan Wayne Martin

The best guy you will ever find. he always know what to say to make you feel better and make you smile when your sad or upset. He never makes you feel ugly or unloved he will always let you know how much you mean to him and make you feel special. Any girl would be lucky to find someone like him but that won't happen because he has already been found and claimed forever. i love him with all my heart and i hope he never forgets that.

That guy is so sweet and awesome his name must be Jordan Wayne Martin.

by Jordan's GF January 29, 2010

Wayne Valley High School

An old ass high school in wayne New Jersey where the AC is on in the winter and the heater is on in the summer. The freshman get older every year and the juniors park on Nellis because this school spends all its money on the football team and can’t afford another parking lot. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids who think they can pull off durags along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. The school has invested in multiple “juul rooms” where people tend to rudely piss in. Wayne valley is also known for getting drugs from other schools because they are too pussy to get their own.

“Gtfo the juul room”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School

“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid

“Silky babbyyyyyy”

by DubV 69 December 1, 2018

John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

by Trav March 28, 2005

john waynes saddle bags

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

by gilly_willy June 9, 2004

Walking Like John Wayne

Used as a hyperbolic expression referring to a woman’s walk after a large amount of sex or sex with a man with a large appendage.

“Wow, she’s hot. A night with me and she’ll be walking like John Wayne”

by Brando1970 August 29, 2020

John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005