suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it

my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "

by Scottsibi October 9, 2016

Cargill Suck

A suckle given only by Layne Cargill herself. This suckle, or suckage, is very prime and more exquisite than any other’s.

Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”

by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019

Math Sucks

Everyone in your class hating math

Teacher: Get ready for math
Students: Math Sucks

by Ezra is fat January 19, 2022

mosquito suck

When she can't throat it all so she just kisses it

"That guy was so long I had to mosquito suck him"

by Mander926 April 22, 2017

suck a yucky

Felatio

Bob: ‘Look, you do what the hell I say okay?’
Len: ‘Listen Bob, when you can learn to suck a yucky come back and talk to me then.’

by Raceready October 21, 2020

E-suck

A virtual blowjob

Damn boy i got my first ever E-suck last night, it was great!

by brandonjonsie April 4, 2017

Sucking COD

The act of playing hours and hours of Call of Duty to the point where you care about nothing else, including friends, partying, and communication with other human beings.

Tim: "Dude, instead of going to Kelly's party last night and getting shwasted, I stayed home Sucking COD for 17 hours!"

Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".

by wtown November 14, 2011