Moist Edgar

A Moist Edgar is the act of taking a shit in the mouth of a man and then using the faeces as eye shadow which results in an emo phase that lasts up to 10 weeks

I just did a fire Moist Edgar

by Ben "Dick Sucker" Tosh April 14, 2023

moist chunks

Two of the worst words combined in history

Get those moist chunks away from me.

by Handprints in concrete May 18, 2021

moist the bed

Wet dream

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?

by marconorman97 May 16, 2016

Moisted

Moisted is the past tense word for anything or anybody who has gotten moist or moisty.

You got moisted from my moisture last night.

by Joe hank December 14, 2022

Moist Willard

An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist

Sara: Why'd you lick the top of my ear?
John: I tried the Moist Willard

by BruhBeBallin March 18, 2015

Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022