Hym "And they are trying to convince YOU that I'll come around eventually... But I won't. That's a lie. We aren't mutually explaining eachother's behavior either. I'M doing that. They are making things up because in a previous post I said the word 'you can just make some shit up' and they missed the point because they are dumb and don't have very good reading comprehension. They don't know anything about anything amd what that DO KNOW about me they are misinterpreting as a result of the poor reading comprehension. But they are also psychopaths so they are going to affirm the things I say to garner sympathy (from me) but they don't actually believe it. Right? This is hilarious."
by Hym Iam December 15, 2025
Get the Lie mug.In between a white lie and black lie, a gray lie is when you lie in order to serve the best interest of all parties involved.
Mary told her best friend a gray lie about not calling the police when she asked her in hopes her best friend wouldn't impulsively escalate acting on her impulsive self-harm behavior that were already taking place before the police arrived.
by JMNII January 6, 2026
Get the Gray lie mug.An easy-to-follow-but-misleading (i.e., eat any amount/type of food dat you want, and just falsely claim to be counting calories) mealtime regimen dat was promoted by da famous/infamous mid-20th-century Chinese premier.
In "Huckleberry Finn", da liquor-craving King employed a common twist on da classic "chow 'n' lie" diet during his "temperance revival" speeches, in dat while he was bombastically railing at da town's alcoholics to give up booze, he was "secretly sippin'" himself! :P
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As Kingston continued with his excuses to Becca why he was late, the look in her eyes informed him that he was lie-tied. He immediately began to give her all the money in his wallet as a first act of atonement for having another pint with the boys instead of meeting her on time...again!
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Get the Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal> mug.(I'm sorry, they're not groups that Lie) groups of Lie type are the funniest jokes in mathematical group theory. Basically, all the math experts panic because they don't know what to call Liars. They concern "acting on" stuff that is "smooth" and have "many symmetries". (e.g. a piece of paper is smooth but with few symmetries; a circle is smooth (no sudden jolts) and has infinite symmetries.) technically, manifolds
Disputes regarding Lie groups' classification (techincally finite groups of Lie type iirc) happen due to isomorphisms and very similar properties. Derived from the classification of finite simple groups, Lie groups can exhibit unexpected isomorphisms with other types of groups. So we have no clue how to classify them.
Joke: 'Basically, the Lie groups all Lied and so the mathematicians got very confused'
Joke: 'Basically, the Lie groups all Lied and so the mathematicians got very confused'
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