Jared

Flying thong

WOAH! look up its Jared

by SkyperFlux July 10, 2021

Jared

A man of color. A man who ethnicity is African. A dark skin toned male.

Wow that is one dark Jared.

by bizzeb June 7, 2021

jared

he is autistic and looks like a pumpkin with a monobrow

Jared looks very autistic today and should be beaten p

by monkez November 14, 2023

Jared

a misogynistic douchebag who doesn't know how to take a hint, but when he does he gets pissed off at you. he also has terrible road rage, and can't complete simple tasks over and over without getting irritated i.e. has zero patience. the kind of guy who will take you on a date as more than friends when it actually is just a friend date and will ruin your favorite music with memories of how he let his attraction to you get in the way of allowing you to have a good time.

wow did you hear what he did to jessica? what a jared.

by mikayla29102 May 5, 2019

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.

Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks

by Christophlak May 28, 2024

Jared

Typically white male, probably plays golf or tennis, and follows the outfit formula: T-shirt, shorts, Nike socks with white vans. A “Jared” is most likely an asshole who treats women like shit and says “oh shit my bad”

Person 1: oh my god why does he treat me like this
Person 2: because, he’s a “Jared”

by Solocupgirl December 9, 2019

jared vanvleet

A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.

You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.

by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016