Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.
"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."
by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016
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Stubenville Breakfast

When you shit into your hand and force feed it to your partner
Barry wouldn’t shut up about being hungry… so I gave him the Stubenville breakfast.
by Heywood J’ablowme March 29, 2023
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Stoners' breakfast

eating a lot very early in the morning (12-5am)
I could'nt sleep because I was too full, I had a stoners' breakfast.
by maninamask01 September 04, 2010
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turkish breakfast

n. When one cracks an egg in someone's asshole
Are special this morning is the turkish breakfast
by Patrick Hudson May 14, 2006
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mexican breakfast

When you are banging a chic doggie style then apply a small amount of hot sauce to your thumb. Then your proceed by sticking your thumb in her anus. She will jump, flip her over then feed it to her.
"Girl your breath stinks!" reply "yeah Johnny gave me a mexican breakfast!"
by BlackboyT October 20, 2006
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breakfast club

The best movie alive -- shows kids struggles and stuff about all types of kids with comedy romance and drama also under the breakfast club
does barry manilow know that u raid his wardrobe?
by AKA March 13, 2005
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the breakfast club

Collective name for those ridiculous characters invented by cereal companies to market their products to little kids (Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, the Trix rabbit, Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, etc.)
(scene from "The Breakfast Club")
Tony the Tiger: "Christmas? Yep, it was a banner year at the ol' Tiger residence. My dad hands me a pack of cigarettes and says 'Smoke up, Tony, THEY'RE GRRRREEEAAAT!"
by Nick D July 22, 2004
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