Gay on Paper

Gay on Paper (phrase): A straight male who bears all the hallmarks of being gay.

Brad is thin, well dressed, meticulous about his appearance, into theater and the arts but not into sports. The dude is gay on paper.

by Poetoaster January 19, 2013

Print a paper

The excuse to bring someone into your dorm room to have sex. This works especially well as a cover story if you actually have a printer. Can also be used as a euphemism for having sex on campus

Ted and Grace won't be here for a bit. They went to Ted's dorm room to print a paper

by DimeRattlehead August 29, 2017

Thin Paper

Like thin ice, but if you really mad or they really annoying. Paper is thinner than ice. So use you're on thin paper.

*caught your bf in 4k*
"this nigga on thin paper yo"

by urfavgirlfriend November 20, 2021

paper hiney

Not a real hiney, but one made of paper... speaking but not making any sense about something.

"You talk like a boy with a paper hiney!

by smoocharoon October 10, 2017

clean papers

Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.

I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?

by IrisGreene April 17, 2017

Toilet Paper

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.

American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!

by someart February 28, 2017

paper shop

n. Brit. mostly Northern. Newsagent/News-seller. usually sells greeting cards, stationery, tobacco, chocolate bars, cold drinks, basic provisions. Typified by owner-management and long opening hours.

Go to the paper shop and get some fags and crisps

by David Atherton July 4, 2004