text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006

Texas justice

Capital punishment, the death penalty.

Saddam Hussein will probably get some Texas justice.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

smile texting

When you recieve a text and smile like a retard..cause we all know you are like in LOVE with the person you're texting.

-Please also see Shannon

*phone rings* Dana: LIKE OMG I GOT A TEXT!! *smiles like a special child*
Care: OMG! stop smile texting Kindz. We all know you like her!

by Fruit Roll-ups in My Tummy June 14, 2009

Dry texting ass nigga

When the person you wanna text specifically (the nigga you wanna be with )takes a long time texting back or keeps saying "wyd" 25/8

malik was just being a dry texting ass nigga last night sis

by Vibewajj February 4, 2018

text anxiety

when you are texting someone and they dont answer creating anxiety of why they arent texting are the mad, did they die, are they being arrested or what is taking them so damn long

girl: i hate my mom shes driving me home drunk again
me: are u ok tho is she driving ok
me: hello?
me: are u ok?
me: whats going on im coming to look for u if u dont answer
an hour later
girl: i just saw the new girls next door
me: damn what took u so long u gave me text anxiety i thought u were dead

by mdalts January 26, 2009

textual healing

the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.

when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.

by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009

Texas Oil Rig

When the female is upside down resting her shoulders on the floor with her pelvis facing up while her partner drills her in a downward motion.

I gave Candy the old Texas Oil Rig.

by Jedi 007 October 10, 2005