antique teenager

A middle aged individual who dresses and acts like a teenager. If their using steroids the individual will sound like he's going thru puberty. Giving the term Antique teenager

Bummer man, My date turned out too be an Antique Teenager.

Who's the new kid in school ? That's my dad here to pick me up. Wow. He's looks like an Antique Teenager

Check out the hottie sitting at the bar. I did bro, she's an Antique Teenager who looks 40.

by Beansy June 22, 2017

Horny teen

Everyone on urban dictionary is one

Every single poster is a horny teen on here

by 🅱️ommunism January 27, 2022

girly teengirl

the baddest bitch who ended pearl

Girly Teengirl: my name is, um, girly teengirl
Pearl: I KNOW IT'S YOU SPONGEBOB

by ericisawesome08 April 8, 2023

Hen's Teeth

Something that is very rare or difficult to find.

That part is harder to find than hen's teeth.

by ratfeast September 9, 2016

How to get a teen off their phone

Well what did you expect? You’re doomed you dingbat.

Urban dictionary can’t help me on how to get a teen off their phone

by I can’t help you, you dingbat December 20, 2020

teenagers

people who suffer the most ageisum. most people dislike them. others dont understand them being a teenager is the hardest part of your when confused of who you are and what you wanna do with your life. which is made worse by ageist older people who think all of them are sex obssesd, drug dealing pot heads. Which i find very harsh

two teenagers are walking
adult one- look at those good for nothing kids
adult two- lets cross the road before they tryto sell us drugs

by poiuiyuyredfth October 7, 2006

Teenage girl

Definitions you shouldn't read if you're a teenage girl

Urban dictionary user: teenage girls are worse then the Holocaust
The teenage girl that searched "teenage girl" on Urban dictionary: i regret this

by Gotta let go October 10, 2020